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Dallas Raines For Prostitution Hire on 2040-cars

US $13,462,777,728,932,997,120.00
Year:1969 Mileage:9223372036854775807 Color: Purple /
 Brown
Location:

Island of washed up virgins, U.S. Virgin Islands, United States

Island of washed up virgins, U.S. Virgin Islands, United States

Make: Dallas

Model: Raines

Price: 1346277772893299764820368

Mileage: 23192584235436476467556

Title: Rebuilt

Location: Virgin Islands

Transmission: CVT

Engine: ABC WEATHER FORCASTET L A T E R T O N I G H T

Description: Hi i'm Dallas Raines, a gay weather forecaster and i recently got fired from ABC 7 for pleasuring Leo Stallworth. I was just trying to show him a good time. I'll do whatever the fuck you want as long as you have some bovril to get my skin nice and shiny. You'll find me sunbathing naked on the shores of the virgin islands waiting for you. Only asking $1346277772893299764820368 price is not negotiable. If you pay extra I will satisfy any animals you have as well. *Men only* *Furries ok* You can also find me on Craigslist under the "Free" category (Cause i'm a free AF American), or under the Auto Parts category (Cause i will gladly become your drivers seat). Only Morse code message if interested, serious buyers only.

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Why Mopar won't release a factory lift kit for the new Jeep Cherokee

Thu, 24 Apr 2014

The Jeep Cherokee Dakar concept showed off at the 2014 Easter Jeep Safari made a lot of online friends, even the Cherokee naysayers assenting that there's a monster Jeep underneath the Cherokee's skin if you're willing to go in and get it. But after reading Road & Track's write-up of what went into creating the Dakar, particularly its lift, you'll understand why you'll probably never see the components for it in the Jeep Performance Parts catalog.
The concept's press release mentions a "prototype Jeep Performance Parts lift kit, and additional suspension modifications." The short-story explanation is that the front struts on the standard Cherokee weren't engineered to accept any amount of lift, so the long story begins with the phrase, "an entirely new suspension." Head over to RT to read the details, and don't be afraid to ogle the Cherokee Dakar gallery and another awesome Jeep fancy that won't likely crawl over the hurdles imposed by production reality.

Jeep Renegade gets Riptide and Frostbite customs at SEMA

Wed, 05 Nov 2014

The cute little Jeep Renegade isn't even on sale yet, but here at SEMA, the Mopar folks are giving us a taste of what's possible for the little CUV in the big wide world of customization. Part of Fiat Chrysler Automobiles' massive SEMA spread, the Renegade shows up in fresh Riptide and and Frostbite guises.
First up, the Riptide arrives in Vibrance Grandeur Blue with black wheels and a big ol' Jeep Performance Parts logo on the rear pillar. There are a few black accents elsewhere on the exterior, and a surfboard carrier rides up on the roof. The blue color scheme also finds its way inside the Renegade, on the instrument cluster and side panels, with contrasting white accents.
By contrast, the Frostbite Renegade reverses the Riptide's color scheme, with white being the main paint of choice, with blue accents abound. And inside, Katzkin seats wear blue upholstery. The Frostbite is a pretty functional creation, as well, with a Mopar ski/snowboard roof rack and a Jeep Performance Parts rock rail guard.

An inside look at Mopar's SEMA fleet

Fri, 31 Oct 2014

Mopar is heading to the SEMA show in Las Vegas with a fleet of customized vehicles that appeal to enthusiasts of all stripes. There's a Dodge Viper ACR concept that follows in the lineage of the supercar's great road racing past, and a custom Ram ProMaster that might just be the ultimate outdoor party machine.
We got an inside look at Mopar's cars that will be on display at the show, which also include a Dodge Challenger T/A concept, two crazy Jeeps and a Ram 2500 Outdoorsman that could change the way you camp. While these are some of our favorites, Mopar is bringing plenty to SEMA, so let us know your top choices in the comments section.